[When Robin gets back home from work, he’ll find his and Wally’s shared room completely covered in streamers, balloons bouncing against the ceiling with “BREATHE ME” written on each one in sharpie. Laid out right on Robin’s bed is a series of gifts Wally was too trash to get wrapped:
-Karaoke Party (with a note that says: WE’RE PLAYING WITH THOSE BALLOONS) -a bunch of skull-shaped candles with smiley-faces drawn on, marshmallows and skewers -a ton of empty school notebooks with glossy 70s rock star covers (Queen, Deep Purple, Supertramp)
And lastly, set apart from the others so it would remain undamaged, a commissioned poster that looks almost exactly like the Flying Graysons promotional poster that Robin has back home.]
[On Christmas, Dick will receive a box with the following items: a set of escrima sticks, a stuffed robin, and a framed picture of a chihuahua with a note attached that reads "just kiss him already".]
[Christmas delivery! Robin will be getting this horrifying mug stuffed with candy.
Enclosed is a note:
Merry Christmas...
I'm not sure what name to put on here anymore. Is that cool? I kind of know where you guys are living.
Anyway, Merry Christmas, and congrats on the new apartment. It must be nice not living in a cave anymore. Full time, anyway. Try and keep the candy away from the speedsters or else you won't get to eat any of it.
[ When Dick gets back to work at StarkTech after Christmas, he'll find a $5 giftcard to the coffee shop nearest work and a free movie ticket at his work station with a cute card reading "Happy Holidays!" and Cisco's messy signature. ]
Grayson!! [ Ohh boy, someone sounds pissed. But not hurt. That's definitely important. ] You think you are sooo funny, don'tcha, punk? A real laugh riot, huh?
[ He found out what bears meant. ]
Don't think this is the end! I'm tagging you back! Ohhh yes, you'll get yours, bucko!
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