IC CONTACT - MASK OR MENACE

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I don't think I've ever heard him say the words "night" and "off" in that order.

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unless he became yoda

INTO THE NIGHT, OFF WE MUST GO YOUNG PADAWAN

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Thanks, I'm going to have nightmares now.

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YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE I AM

ROBIN COME
PROTECT GOTHAM WE MUST

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NO
IF YOU SAY IT IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN SOMEHOW

SOME KIND OF STUPID WIZARD MAGIC

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oh myGOD ROB DO NOT START WITH ME WITH THE MAGIC DID YOU KNOW THAT JAIMES GIRLFRIEND IS HARDCORE WIZARDESS CRAP I AM SO

I

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i cannot deal with these ppl alright theres gonna b a fight at some point theres so many annoying idiots here that r like MAGIC CANNOT B EXPLAINED!!!!! like do they not realize that PPL THOUGHT THE SUN WAS LITERALLY PULLED ACROSS THE SKY WITH A MAGIC CHARIOT i cant stand this

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LIKE AND SHE TRIES TO GET ON ME ABOUT IT LIKE??/ SHES LIKE WELL OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE IT HASNT BEEN EXPLAINED YET THAT MEANS IT CANT BE EXPLAINED AN D I S2G IT TOOK ALL MY STRENGTH TO NOT THROW MY COMM OUT A WINDOW LIKE HOW DENSE CAN U B
GOD
GODd

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SERIOSUDFSSLDJF SEROUISLY ITS SO STUPID!!?!?! AND ITS NOT LIKE SHES STUPID BUT SHE WAS SO STUPID ABOUT IT AND I EVEN TRIED TO COMPROMISE LIKE OK WELL MAYBE IT CANT B EXPLAINED YET AND IM NOT SAYING UR POWERS ARENT REAL BUT EVERYTHING CAN B EXPLAINED

AND SHE WAS LIKE EW DO U WANNA EXPERIMENT ON ME OR SOMETHING AND IM


NO????? DO I LOOK LIKEA GENEALOGIST OR BIOLOGIST I JUST
ITS LIKE BEATING MY HEAD AGAINST A BRICK WALL TALKING TO THESE PEOPLE

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Wally

Walls

Wallman

KF

Twinkletoes

baby

Remember how you told me I made out with Zatanna at New Years?
I have literally smooched a magician.
I think I believe now.

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KISSING IS NOT AN INTRO TO MAGIC??? SHUT UP

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AND DONT CALL ME TWINKLETOES U PEACOCK

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HAHAHAHAHA PEACOCK THAT'S AWESOME
I'm changing my name. Officially.

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Also how would you know? Maybe it's transmitted via lips?

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im gonna come over there and attack u

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You're just jealous because you know you'll never be a kiss wizard.

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um im sorry but u made it pretty clear thats exactly what i am

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WOW
DID YOU REALLY JUST

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10 points from Gryffindor.

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LOOK YOU DIDNT JUST SET IT UP YOU PRACTICALLY GARNISHED IT AND SET IT OUT ON A SILVER PLATTER

IM ONLY HUMAN WHAT ELSE COULD I DO

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besides i took a quiz apparently im ravenclaw

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20 points from Ravenclaw for being a SASS MASTER.
(I should have known. The yellow and red threw me off.)

Anyway dude, "kiss wizard" is not going in your makeout testimonial no matter how much you beg me.

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APPARENTLY U CANT BE ALL THE GOOD THINGS FROM ALL THE HOUSES bc if you could id be that

i will also accept kiss god

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OH YES

KISS GOD

I BESEECH THEE

DESCEND FROM MOUNT TONSILYMPUS AND STRIKE MY LONESOME TONGUE WITH YOUR SMOOCH LIGHTNING

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HAHVLBAKSDJGASDFKJ

HOLD ON I GOTTA TURN INTO A SWAN FIRST CUZ THAT REALLY GETS MY ENGINE REVVED UP