IC CONTACT - MASK OR MENACE

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like an ai

dude if you got near it could you talk to it

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Theoretically, yes.

Though it MAY have the power to hard-reset universes. So I'm not going to dive in brain-first or anything.

Even if I really, really want to.

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yeah no im with u there

dont hard reset our universes pls

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where the heck did u find that out anyway

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Someone I know from the City. She's had experience with the porter.

It's just a lead I'm working right now. I'll tell you when there's officially something to worry about.

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youre my best friend so i want to make sure youre aware of this

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but that came off less 'dont worry about it' and more 'youre my subordinate' batmanesque than i think you probably intended

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[ This pause is officially just a little too long to not be uncomfortable. ]

I'm not keeping anything from you, KF. I just don't want to borrow trouble.

My notes are yours to look over if you want them.

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i know

and i wont borrow trouble either ill trust you on this

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The minute I have anything more than conjecture, I'll tell the team.

Sorry.

About the Batman voice.

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yeah imagine that sounding like the guy who is raising you

wild

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relax dude ive got ur back

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Ha.

Maybe you need a squirt bottle. You can train me out of it.

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im just protecting ur social life ur welcome

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cause batman might be good
but he doesnt go out and party

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and that is a crime

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You obviously haven't seen the disco ball in the Batcave.

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And this sounds like an invitation.

If it's not, I'm making it one.

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Teach me your ways, o party god.

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i bet we can get fake ids up in maurita and hit the clubs and look obviously our ages

but women will think were adorable for getting fake ids and fawn over us

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And buy us non-alcoholic drinks?

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or get us actual booze to laugh at us when we get drunk
or laugh at u
since im pretty sure i cant get hammered anyway

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I tried champagne once. Not sure I like alcohol.

On the other hand, I do like being the center of attention.

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yes u do