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Well, we're definitely ultra-handsome. That's just objective fact. And if "taking the world by storm" is code for "sleeping on a secondhand couch and a pile of blankets and borrowing the neighbors' cable," then yeah, dude, totally. Absolutely. The stormiest. Hurricane Us has made landfall.

You know what? This apartment might be a craphole, but it's ours. [Wally looks over it; paint peeling or stained in a couple places, carpet threadbare, cabinets desperately in need of a scrub down...yup.] I'm proud of us. I think we're doing pretty good for two kids who've never been on their own before.

You know what? You're right. [ Dick glaces around, a smile on his face that says he's downright fond of the place, and looks back up at Wally. ] It's a work in progress, but it's our work in progress. Not a bad start.

... We should probably get real beds at some point, though. Or a huge pillow fort.

I want to get a hammock, but I didn't realize how freakin' expensive those are. I mean for chrissake, they're just rope!

Hammocks are lame. Forts are where it's at. Didn't you get the memo?

Are you kidding me?! Hammocks are pirates! Forts are for like, lonely old woodsmen who have four dogs and get eaten by bears. You obviously don't know what you're talking about.