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[performance]

Of course you did.

Where are you keeping her? Please don't say the bathtub.

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[projectkr]

my room for now
i was considering building something for her in the backyard though
or getting a kiddie pool temporarily
not really sure how the other people in the house would take to having a alligator in the backyard

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[performance]

When are you gonna open up a petting zoo?

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[projectkr]

never
alli is a biter

[He picked the most vicious one out of the bunch, Robin. Also, taking that seriously.]

and i dont think wolf would be up for giving rides

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[performance]

Right. Silly me.

Maybe we can get you a big tank while she's small. Is she still small?

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[projectkr]

she fits in my hand
and i wanna put her back when she's near full-grown

[Yeaaah, he kind of feels guilty that he's the reason her mom went off to a zoo.]

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[performance]

[ Putting aside what a bad idea this is for a moment... ]

They eat a lot of things. Bugs, small fish, little frogs... stuff like that.

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[projectkr]

[What, Robin never wanted a moat with an alligator in it?]

right thanks

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[performance]

You'll probably need a heat lamp, too.

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[projectkr]

isnt it hot enough here to not need one

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[performance]

Dude, I honestly don't know. I'm from Gotham. The only crocs we have are of the Killer variety.

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[projectkr]

which is totally not whats going on here thankfully

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[performance]

Thankfully.

You should start a scrapbook.

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[projectkr]

of what

[Totally didn't get the jump.]