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dick grayson » ROBIN ([personal profile] performance) wrote2014-04-10 06:52 pm

IC CONTACT - MASK OR MENACE

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itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (Jimmy Kindergarten says to call it)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-08-25 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll tell KF he'll probably squawk about it

well
yknow
not that i care obviouslyyyy
but one of his former patients got referred to me for trauma counselign so fuck that guy
itistolaugh: Thanks for yelling at me d-bag. (BOOM go see Inception.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-08-25 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah so speaking of therapy
crane doesnt stay idle
he always has PROJECTS
& nobody is going to be making appointments with him anytime soon so
would not be surprised if he went back for seconds on former patients

juuuust sayin
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-08-25 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
aw dont mention it :)

seriously dont or ill break your legs
lol
itistolaugh: What are you going, Jeff? (We're naked and our balls are out.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-08-25 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
what i used lol
itistolaugh: Your skin is a porous membrane. (You need the pores la-la.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-08-25 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
its a girl thing
youll learn
itistolaugh: There's a really good fastball cut. (The third one was an ironic present.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-08-25 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
dont worry once you get hot you can be an idiot and it wont even matter
just flex a little or something
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-08-25 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
does it matter if it works
itistolaugh: (Isn't this just lovely and normal?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-08-25 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
just biceps? no
biceps & butt? yes
itistolaugh: Never bunt. (Bunting: Premature Ejaculation.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-08-25 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
of course
butts are extremely important
itistolaugh: It's getting a little stiff. (Can you rub that down for me?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-08-26 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
shhh its a secret
itistolaugh: (This scenario is okay if you're Greek.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-08-26 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
im always nice you butthead