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Wait.
Math.
How many litterboxes per kitten?
Or how many kittens per litterbox?
Important consideration!

[ don't ask the circus child about pets JUST DON'T ]

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[animalage]

the internet says one per cat

but these are kittens so maybe
2 to a box??

20 kittens, 10 litter boxes?

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[animalage]

AND WE COULD GET THEM BIG DOG BEDS SO THEY CAN ALL NAP TOGETHER IN PILES

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20 still seems like a lot...
Even if they're tiny...

And adorable.
Are they adorable?
Stupid question.

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[animalage]

theyre so adorable robin!


SO


FREAKING


ADORABLE

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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Their little faces... :(

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[animalage]

those little faces are currently being munched by a jerk of an owl with a skateboard cause the kittens dont have a home!!!

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[ And now that he's had time to catch up on said owl-munching post... ]

Okay... we can TEMPORARILY have 20 kittens.
I don't think we can have 20 adult cats, no matter how big the cave is.
So we might have to find homes for some of them later.

[ Being a leader is so hard. SO HARD. ]

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[animalage]

[Oh but you're such a good leader rob! :')]

OKAY!!!! i can bring them to work and have the vet office help find homes

can we keep like 3 though? i wanna be able to get attached to /some/ of the kitties

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Three sounds like an extremely reasonable number of kittens.
I'm cool with it!

Can I help name them?

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[animalage]

you better help or else were ending up with three kittens named Cat

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That would just get confusing!
... But also really simple.

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[animalage]

there /is/ a reason SB and me use that naming scheme!

its just really not the best if you have more than one of the same type of animal

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I'll start brainstorming cat names.

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[animalage]

just dont name them after rappers. dipper and mabels cats already have that scheme

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What about 80s rock bands?

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[animalage]

why not :p

Devo??

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I like it.

Iron Maiden would be a great racehorse name, but is it a good kitten name?

[animalage]

of course you can judge what a good racehorse name is :p [Richkid.]

idk i think iron maiden might be a bit menacing for a kitten

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Kittens can totally be menacing. Deceptively menacing.

[animalage]

theres something about this that screams menacing to you??

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Wow.
Well, now I know how to take down Catwoman.

[animalage]

or a laser pointer. i hear those work well too